Horse Face Tori Spelling $800 thousand?

Nayyyyyyyy, whinnied Tori!
Okay, I have to admit it, I strongly dislike Tori Spelling and I am constantly on the look out for dirt on her. Why I don't know, I'm not proud , I know it's shallow but ever since Donna Martin stole Mary Jo Eustace's husband I have had a bee in my bonnet!
It seems while Tori was at the Much Awards dear old Dad fell ill. Instead of running to his aide like all of his other family members Tori decided to stay at home and have Mary Jo banned from attending the awards..When her father finally passed Tori blamed her mother Candi's friendship with long time friend and hinted at the fact that they were having an affair...Now Candi has control of the funds and little miss Pony Face is getting a mere $800,000.00. A drop in the Spelling bucket as his estate is well worth over 500 million...Poor baby...HAHAHAHA...
I take such pleasure in this news...
I love Mary Jo Eustace I think she is one of the funniest women in Canada and she has been put through such hell over this whole fiasco. Tori's team concocted a story that Mary Jo gave George Clooney head lice. Tori publicly humiliated Mary Jo and the Much Awards calling her a "Mean Ex wives that likes to write tell all books about their ex husbands."
I'm sure old Dean thought he was hitting the jackpot with old Cadillac Crack (her breast implants are abnormally too far apart thus creating too wide of a space between each breast)
I know Mary Jo is sitting somewhere in Toronto right now laughing her ass off...Cheers!

Hi Five Mary Jo!
Trust me I know how petty and stupid I sound about this whole thing, it's really not my thing to be so mad, there is just a fire that burns in me to see Mary Jo get some kind of retribution...


1 Comments:
wooooooooooooooo
and
hooooooooooooooo!
take that horsefaced princess!
go go mary jo! i looooove you!
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